Funny, Weird, Wacky stickers & Cars!

we do see lots of this kinds of stickers around many machines around india, naming a few of what i remember. Requesting others to addd in.
Why Are You Staring At My Bumper!? You Pervert!


Don't drink and drive... You might hit a bump and drop your beer

Do not start with me. You will not win.

Do not wash. Vehicle is undergoing a scientific dirt test.

Can't stop now. On my way to hell.

Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it!

CAUTION! - I brake for tailgaters

CAUTION! - I drive just like you!

Believe in life after death. Mess with my car and you'll find out.

Amateur Rocket Scientist: My other vehicle is in orbit.

Back up off my bumper, it's a letal weapon

Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?

Think this looks bad? You should see the front.

This Is Not An Abandoned Vehicle

THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME

So many pedestrians. So little time!

Of All The Things I've Lost I Miss My Mind The Most

Out of my mind (back in 5 minutes)


If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.

If you don't like my attitude, stop looking at my Stickers!

It's time to pull over and change the air in your head!

If this car is being driven courteously it's been stolen.

If everything is co[/b]ming your way, you’re in the wrong lane!

I suffer from c.r.s. (can't remember ****)

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

I may be slow but I'm ahead of you!

I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?


I still have the body of an 18 year old but it's in my trunk and it's
starting to smell

I don't care, I don't have to.

I have a drink problem - I can't afford it.

I have a nice body. It's in my trunk.

I have good Brakes, Do you have GOOD Insurance?

I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere.

I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back

I'm looking for the right pedestrian to run over.

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

Help! I Farted and can't roll down my windows!

Horn Broken Watch for Finger

I'm a nice guy. My car is evil.

I'm in no hurry. I'm on my way to work.


Don't follow me. I'm lost too.

Clear the road I'm SIXTEEN

Come The Rapture Can I Have Your Car?

Cover me! I'm changing lanes.

4 out of 5 voices in my head say Go For It!

A hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?

A real gentleman wouldn't stare at my stickers.

Answer my prayer -- steal this car.

As a matter of fact, I do own the road.

Hey All the texts are really good & my favorite is..

I have good Brakes, Do you have GOOD Insurance?

Witty vijay and zinam -more here
If you don't like my driving use the sidewalk

Written on the back of a Trabant
My other car is a Rollls Royce Silver Seraph

PETA- People Eating Tasty Animals

Can't Feed Them, Don't Breed Them

Both Guns and Drivers With Cellphones Kill People

If You Can Read This Thank a Teacher
If You Can Read This in English Thank a Soldier

He Who Laughs last Thinks The Slowest

Lottery: A Tax On People Who Are Bad At Maths

Earth First, We Will Strip Mine the Other Planets Later

Make it Idiot Proof and Someone Will Make a Better Idiot

nice ones anjan, also we do see regularly on the back of trucks and rickshaws different stickers which are really weird and witty.

another one i noticed today morning on the back of indica
Driver carries no cash, he is married.

On career and success:

Keep on working, millions on welfare depend on you!
I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian!
Excess is never too much in moderation.
Lawyers have feelings too (allegedly).
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.
Anything not worth doing is not worth doing well.
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
I R S: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

On Politics:

Frodo failed. George Bush has the ring.
If you can read this, you're not the president.
The last time politics and religion were mixed, people were burned at the stake.
Vote Democrat — it's easier than working!
Vote Republican — it's easier than thinking!
In America, anyone can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
Sure you can trust the government! Just ask a native American!
Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!

On Science:

The generation of random numbers is too important to leave to chance.
If it ain't broke, take it apart and fix it.
Resistance is futile (if < 1 ohm).
Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.
Gravity: It's not just a good idea. It's the law.
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. DON'T DRINK AND DERIVE!
Never believe generalisations.
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

On People:

So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.
Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
The trouble with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.
You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
Is it time for your medication or mine?
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
First National Bank of Dad; Sorry, closed.
My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
Your kid may be an Honor Student, but YOU'RE still an idiot.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Never miss a good opportunity to shut up.
Karaoke bars combine two of the nation's greatest evils — people who shouldn't drink with people who shouldn't sing.
Dyslexics are teople poo.
People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.

On Philosophy:

I don't think, therefore I am not.
Don't believe everything you think.
What would Gandalf do?
I doubt, therefore I might be.
I fish, therefore I lie.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

On Life:

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
Don't make me mad. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
On the journey of life, I choose the psycho path.
Carpe Diem = Seize the day. Carp In Denim = Fish in pants.
Veni, Vidi, Velcro. I came, I saw, I got stuck.
Visualize Whirled Peas
Practice safe lunch: Use a condiment.
Frankly, Scallop, I don't give a clam.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
Allow me to introduce my selves.
Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye opener.
I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
First things first, but not necessarily in that order.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
Out of my mind - back in five minutes.
I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
Constipation causes people not to give a crap.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
Veni, Vedi, Visa: I Came, I Saw, I did a little shopping.
If you're happy and you know it see a shrink.
Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
If it isn't broken, fix it until it is.

On Computers:

An Apple a day keeps Windows away.
Double your drive space. Delete Windows.
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
The box said Windows 2000 or better. So I installed Linux.
Use the best: Linux for servers, Mac for graphics, Windows for Solitaire.
The control key on the keyboard does not work.
There's no place like 127.0.0.1
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0!

On Driving:

Forget world peace; visualize using your turn signal.
If you believe in telepathy, think about honking.
If you can read this, I've lost the trailer!
Stoplights timed for 30 mph are also timed for 60 mph.
Follow that car, Godzilla - and step on it!
Don’t bother honking or flashing your lights, I'm deaf and blind.
(Spotted on a passing motorcycle): If you can read this, my wife fell off!
Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Honk If you want to see my finger.
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
Driver carries no cash. He's married.
Watch out for the idiot behind me.
Honk if you hate peace and quiet.

On the Environment:

So many cats, so few recipes.
Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl.
I fought the lawn, and the lawn won.
EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later.

On Health & Fitness:

I don't have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.
Rehab is for quitters.
If you are what you eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
I'm a vegetarian - I eat anything that eats greens.
I said "no" to drugs, but they didn't listen.
I have the body of a god. Buddha.
Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter.
Say "NO" to drugs. That will bring the prices down.

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Road Rocket

Just to revive this thread, I'm posting some pics of Weird & wacky stickers on cars -




This one is intresting!! :lol!:

(source:TBHP)

haha!
the last one is special!
the guy really loves his scorpio!

How did i miss this thread?
Nice quotes Vijay and anjan. And nice pics vibhor. What was it written on back of the Scorpio?

@CC ; Its written in Hindi - "Khati hai diesel, Peeti hai Paani,Chalti hai road pe to lagti hai Rani" :lol!:

@vibhor, i know it is Hindi but I do not know Hindi :stupid: . Please translate.

Oh, Sorry CC, I forgot that you don't know hindi anyways heres its translation -
"She eats diesel, She drinks water and when she runs on road she looks like a queen"
Not looking nice when translated into english though but its nice and funny in hindi!

Excellent Thread.
Will try to catch some and post pics :)

something that i saw the other nite at lokhandwala....

have seen this fellow a many times...

PILOT ON BOARD



he is Good from Far only ... but in actual is Far from Good
:lol: :lol:

SECOND POST
check this out


1000$ for only touching it

THIRD POST
now here's something serious guys...


By swapszone

how the hell they think they can do this and get away with it...

haha that is seriously funny swapzone!

Nice pics sawpszone and very funny too :laugh: .

PS: Try to use EDIT feature, if you are posting within 15 minutes.

Good pictures swapszone! :lol:

I saw this one on the back of a bus...honk if your horney.....

OK... few posts missing... the only reason why i posted on diff posts was they none of the pics were interlinked...what i'll do is that i'll post with some timegap...

Maruti Zen, oops Toyota, oops Honda, oops Hyundai.. :shock: Dunno what the hell is this, plus the rear Pehchan Kaun Sticker..And yes how could i miss the Stephney..

Found these Lancer's on Orkut..Dunno why do people think in such a odd manner.

my personal fav, "horn broken watchout for fingers,"
and my own creativity " caution! -driven by a #1 psycho "

here you go guys, i hae a bunch of them

The amby really an eye sore, so as the Omni. Nice pics napster :lol: